how the human brain works:
electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.
my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce
#(illithid voice) i dont tell /you/ where sausage comes from why you gotta do me like this
Tag: reblogs
I didn’t go out like this because the temperatures would never let me, but I got tired of casual summer clothes, so I dressed up for fun. Notice the difference between my “model” face from the previous pictures and my face when I see my precious Madame Bissonnette.
Dress: Thrifted
Hat: Anonhat
Shoes: Hotter Shoes
Gloves: Boutique 1861
Parasol on the first two pictures: Alice and the Pirates
Parasol on last picture: Axes Femme
Belt and necklace: Offbrand
Some may claim that I always post the same selfies, but to those ppl I have only one thing to say … ur absolutely right& guess what here’s another one so eat it& gag
Frozen moment
In the world of the frozen moment
They have little demand for watches.
Everyone knows what time is it now
With the millisecond precision.In the world where moment is frozen
They have no use for the railroads.
It takes time to get anywhere.
Otherwise it just doesn’t make sense.In the world of time standing still
TV doesn’t show commercials.
Why suggest buying goods tomorrow
In a place where tomorrow is not.It the world where moment is fixed
Every symphony is single note.
We have no time to listen whole piece
So make sure that one note is amazing.In the world where time goes nowhere
All languages have simpler grammar.
Future tense will not ever happen
Present perfect would never complete.In the world of time frozen for good
We enjoy making lists of the stuff.
Art form with no plot evolution,
It is rather important here.December 2014
i felt very cute today (she/her)
feat. me having fun with color and light balance settings to make a dramatic selfie
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