cornerof5thandvermouth:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

God DAMN what a difference seven years makes, holy SHIT

remember, kids: you too can go from an overcompensating shitass to a dwarven lumberjack princess by stabbing yourself regularly with needles

And it doesn’t matter how late you start, trust me, it’s gonna work FINE

This is totally ok to reblog btw, tell me I’m the prettiest king under the mountain you’ve ever seen

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